Sunday Funnies
E-mail from God
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the *outrageous* behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent them to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God was not pleased.
So God decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them stay on path.
Do you know what the E-mail said?
Just wondering - I didn't get one either....
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at
the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either
side of them.
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the Pastor walked up, stood beside
the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning, Pastor," replied the boy, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this? "Well, son, it's
a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, when he asked, "Which service, the
8:00, 10:00 or the 12:00?"
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was?
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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